Just a quick story to share. Last night I was lying awake in bed feeling completely itchy and irritated. I thought perhaps the cats had fleas that were biting me. But then I heard the familiar bzzzzz in my ear as a small flying creature hovered nearby. I then reached down to feel my legs and discovered five huge penny sized welts had erupted on my thighs. Becaus I’m a baby I came out into the living room to show my afflictions to Hanife. She poured some type of lemon cologne on me that helped with the itching. She told me that she promised my Mom that she would take care of me so it was her duty to hunt down the creature that had cuased me this pain. We returned to my bedroom and found an engorged mosquito by the wall, so heavy with blood that it could no longer fly. I think there was enough blood to conduct a cholesterol check.ith great gusto Hanife slammed her hand into the mosquito and burst of my blood splatter sprayed the wall and Hanife’s hand. It was really gross!
